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The erstwhile Chairman of Bonthe District Council, Moses Jude Probyn, has now become the errand boy delivering official letters for the seemingly aggrieved and defiant Chief Administrator of the Council, Mustapha Koroma, who is said to be at daggers drawn with the current Chairperson of the Council, Mrs. Rita Ngardie Savage.

 In fact, the CA is just returning from a three-month suspension for insubordination when he wrote defiant letters to Mrs. Savage, who has made it abundantly clear that she is not prepared to continue working with the CA.

Author: 
Joseph Milton Lebbie

Parrot is calling on the National Ebola Response Centre (NERC) to come out publicly and tell this nation who instructed the reduction of the October risk allowances of Ebola workers in Kenema.

Author: 
Joseph Milton Lebbie

The Member of Parliament for constituency 79 in the Bonthe District, Honorable Brima Conteh, seems to be a very miserly man that does not tolerate cheating. Parrot was recently riding Brima Conteh’s Toyota 4 Runner jeep saw and heard him engaging in a very bitter and prolonged palaver with his driver for the paltry sum of one thousand Leones. Here goes the rest of the story:

Author: 
Joseph Milton Lebbie

One day death came to a guy and said "My friend today is your day.... "Guy replied : "But I'm not ready to die.... "Then death said.... "well there's nothing I can do because your name is the next one on the list.... "Guy said : "Okay why don't you take a seat and I'll get you something to eat before we go ? Then death said : "all right" The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it. Death finished eating and fell into deep sleep. The guy took the list and remove his name from the top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.

Author: 
Spectator News

I graduated 8 years ago and since then, I have been hunting for jobs. I graduated with the best results but having a job became the problem. I dated my fiance for 5 years and she... was very hopeful that I would get a job after school and propose marriage to her but that was just the beginning of my worries. I attended interviews in 9 different states in Nigeria but they all came to the same story, "Sorry, you are not qualified for this job". Haaa!! How could that be possible? With all my excellent certificates and good performances during the interviews.

Akpors the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages,mwas accosted by an armed robber, Terrificjo, on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Akpors, “but do me a favour: “Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won’t believe I was robbed.” Terrificjo obliged. He threw Akpors’ hat into the air and put a bullet through it. “Let’s make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers,” said Moishe, “otherwise my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my coat.” So Terrificjo shot a number of holes through the carpenter’s coat. “And now…” continued AKpors.

Imagine you woke up this morning and found out that your country has been sold to China and you have to change your name into Chinese. What name would you give me ?
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A girl her mother and father found each other at the same hotel with different partners

 

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Akpors was being discharged from a

Mental

Hospital after doctors thought he was

finally

back to normal, he was put in an

ambulance

to be taken back home.

He claimed he knew the house so he led

the

doctors. They took him to where he

claimed

that's where he lived. just as they

approached

a certain house 2 kids dressed in

uniforms

came out of the house,

Akpors screamed, "those are my

children

going to school"

A minute later a woman came out of

the

Akpos The cleaner who has dreamt all his life

to fly a plane was hired to clean

airplanes. One day, Akpos was through with

cleaning the airplane. Just when he

was about to leave, he saw a

pamphlet on the floor titled "How to

Fly A Plane". His joy was to the fullest. He opened

the first page and it read: 1. To start the engine push the green

button. Which he did and the airplane engine

started. He was so anxious that he

could not wait to fly the airplane, he

turned to the second page and it

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